adultery..or the closest I'll come to it

We went to Morningside Baptist this morning. P&Gs is meeting at the Hub and we really couldn't be bothered to go there, so we thought we'd go to Morningside where great things are happening....it's funny going to another church in Edinburgh - you feel like you're ceating on the wife (we've been at P&Gs for 13 years and have only been to 2 or 3 other services in other churches in Edinburgh in that time). I was quite looking forward to it....

The only problem was that the childcare provisions was pants - Cat had to stay with Grace & Joseph - Grace refused to go to her class - which is fair enough in a new place....I'd hoped to hear the sermon with Poppy - who for the first 20 minutes or so was perfectly behaved....however this started to unravel when she started to get hungry - and my boobs would not do....Joseph then started screaming when he saw me (for reasons that I do not understand) but it was nice to be missed....anyway we scarpered before the service ended, tail firmly between legs. I think I would have enjoyed it, had I had the chance - but I don't think we'll be repeating it for a while.....